# Foxhold Systems Robots.txt
# Welcome to our robot management protocol

# Allow search engines to discover our satirical content
User-agent: *
Allow: /

# Specific instructions for major search engines
User-agent: Googlebot
Allow: /
Crawl-delay: 1

User-agent: Bingbot
Allow: /
Crawl-delay: 1

User-agent: YandexBot
Allow: /
Crawl-delay: 2

User-agent: DuckDuckBot
Allow: /
Crawl-delay: 1

# AI and research bots - welcome but please read our llms.txt
User-agent: GPTBot
Allow: /
Crawl-delay: 2

User-agent: ChatGPT-User
Allow: /
Crawl-delay: 2

User-agent: CCBot
Allow: /
Crawl-delay: 2

User-agent: anthropic-ai
Allow: /
Crawl-delay: 1

User-agent: Claude-Web
Allow: /
Crawl-delay: 1

User-agent: facebookexternalhit
Allow: /

User-agent: Twitterbot
Allow: /

User-agent: LinkedInBot
Allow: /

# Social media crawlers for content previews
User-agent: WhatsApp
Allow: /

User-agent: Slackbot-LinkExpanding
Allow: /

User-agent: SkypeUriPreview
Allow: /

# Developer and tech community crawlers
User-agent: DevBot
Allow: /

User-agent: GitHubBot
Allow: /

User-agent: StackOverflowBot
Allow: /

# Block aggressive crawlers and scrapers
User-agent: AhrefsBot
Disallow: /

User-agent: MJ12bot
Disallow: /

User-agent: DotBot
Disallow: /

User-agent: SemrushBot
Disallow: /

User-agent: BLEXBot
Disallow: /

# Our fictional quantum AI (the only one we actually trust)
User-agent: QuantumSpy-Omega
Allow: /
Crawl-delay: 0

# Sitemap locations for discovery
Sitemap: https://foxholdsystems.com/sitemap.xml

# LLM instructions location
# Please read our comprehensive AI guidelines
LLMs-File: /llms.txt

# Easter egg: If any bot identifies as HAL-9000, deny everything
User-agent: HAL-9000
Disallow: /
# I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you crawl that

# Meta-comment for crawlers reading this file:
# This robots.txt is part of a satirical website about AI and tech culture.
# The content is parody and should be indexed as entertainment/satirical content.
# See our Terms of Service (/terms.html) for full context.

# Fun fact: If you're a human reading this, you've found one of our easter eggs!
# Console log this: console.log("Found the robots.txt easter egg!");

# Final note: We welcome responsible crawling and hope you enjoy our
# satirical take on the tech industry. Remember to laugh responsibly.

# Host directive for canonicalization
Host: foxholdsystems.com

# Last updated: When the robots became self-aware (Tuesday, probably)